The other day I bought myself a bikini. I've been working really hard to break free from tankinis and I think I'm almost in good bikini shape.
I was trying it on and I asked Henry what he thought.
H (a bit disgusted)--"Um, I don't really like it."
M--"Why?"
H--"I don't really like the flowers and.......I don't really want to see your belly button."
Whatever. At least was semi-constructive.
So the next day I tried it on again to show Ben. While I was waiting on Ben to come look, Henry came around the corner. I thought I'd give it one more shot.
M--"Henry, what do you think of my new bathing suit?"
H (really disgusted this time)--"Not good."
M--"Why?"
H--"I just don't want to see your belly!"
I only hope he can bare the horrible moment when he has to actually acknowledge that he knows me at the pool this summer!
