I was walking around the house trying to find something to wear and a police officer (Henry) accused my of being nekked and wrote me a ticket. I tried to refuse the ticket because I was in a bra and underwear which covers as much as a bikini. I ended up ripping up the ticket like any sassy criminal would.
I was reported to his supervisor (Lucas) and was handed a ticket that said, "you r a node(naughty) mom". The above note was also posted on my bedroom door (the last word is criminals). It's apparently a warning!
Those Police Officers are tough!
