An unfortunate thing happened last week.
The phone rang, and there wasn't a name on the caller id.
I thought it was my cousin.
I don't know if he was just feeling spicy that day or he thought Jessica might want a giggle, but Ben answered the phone:
Jonker donkey farm! Which @$$ would you like to speak to?
He then quickly handed me the phone and said, "It's not your cousin."
It was, in fact, Luke's teacher who was not in a giggly sort of mood. I couldn't stop laughing as I tried to apologize for Ben. I also couldn't stop laughing as she was telling me about Luke's naughty behavior.
She probably hung up the phone and thought, "With parents like that, it's no wonder."