Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The Donkey Farm

An unfortunate thing happened last week.

The phone rang, and there wasn't a name on the caller id.

I thought it was my cousin.

I don't know if he was just feeling spicy that day or he thought Jessica might want a giggle, but Ben answered the phone:

Jonker donkey farm! Which @$$ would you like to speak to?

He then quickly handed me the phone and said, "It's not your cousin."

It was, in fact, Luke's teacher who was not in a giggly sort of mood. I couldn't stop laughing as I tried to apologize for Ben. I also couldn't stop laughing as she was telling me about Luke's naughty behavior.

She probably hung up the phone and thought, "With parents like that, it's no wonder."