A Random Conversation with Josh Oliver

J--"I'm not 3 anymore."

C--"I know now you're 4! You sure were a good 3 year old."

J--"Yeah, but sometimes I picked my nose when I was 3. Only a little bit."

C--"That's pretty gross. Don't do that now that you are 4."

J--"Okay."

J--"I didn't eat my boogers, but sometimes I would eat my booger juice."

C--"That's disgusting."

J--"No, it's delicious!"

C--"Really? That's gross."

J--"It's so good! Sometimes I would put it in the trash or wipe it on my shirt."

C--"Why would you put it in the trash if you like it so much?"

J--"I don't know. I just did."

C--"Well, don't pick your nose or eat your booger juice anymore now that you are 4. Okay?"

J--"Okay."